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this clearly isnt going anywhere productive.

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okayyyyyyy. haha. would you look at the time!

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what do you mean? its not that late yet

i just remembered i have a very important

i think we should wrap it up for today. waiter? uh we would like to pay

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yes. thatll be XXXXXX.XX$

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(you sorta spent all your money on an online confidence coaching class last night.)

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lets handle the situation with dignity

hm. mere pocket change for a well earning bloke

a shame its so easy to tell my status based on dapper appearance alone...

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a couple of scoundrels robbed me of my riches in the street earlier today… unbelievable

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wh- why. are you talking like that

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they left me with nothing but my cane.

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unless you take payment in gold bullions, which can be arranged. ill just go to my mansion real qu-

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stop it ill pay.

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fine.

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ugh ok let me-

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i

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i think i lost it.

what

i lost it outside. my wallet.

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hold on… i usually hide an emergency credit card in my shoe

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wait fuck

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haha! one second please let me check my finance app (text someone and pray to god) ^^

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not interested.

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