Its not like youre particularly looking forward to working there but just yesterday you almost broke one of your spines when you slipped on a puddle of blood seeping out of your neighbors room.
Even if you have multiple spines you can never have enough! And you definitely dont want to be forced to remove one of yours. Except maybe if someone payed you.
Because this apartment might just be the worst place ever ever ever and you NEED to move out soon lest you completely loose your mind or whats left of it.